Wednesday, 1 August 2012

Midweek Post - 1 August

Each Wednesday I will be posting on a variety of subjects. Points of interest, subjects of writing matter, pictures and other subjects.

This week I have a variety of light hearted things to get your teeth into
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So lets start with a little sex trivia. Did you know?

 The clitoris is the only organ in the human body that has just one purpose - pleasure.

And boy, do we love pleasure …

 Other than the genitals and the breasts, the inner nose is the only other body part that routinely swells during intercourse – it is the same type of erectile tissue as the penis.

So next time you label somebody nosey …

 Humans are not the only species that partake in oral sex; cheetahs, hyenas, and goats all go down too.

They go at it like animals …

Almost all mammals besides humans (like bears and dogs) actually have a bone in their penis.

Just think of the erection …

 Lip stick is rumoured to have been invented in the Egyptian times for women who wanted their lips to look more inviting – apparently red lips resemble the vagina of a wanton woman anxious for sexual fulfilment…

So next time you see a woman wearing bright red lipstick, think of all those wanton Egyptian lasses. Hmm …

Exhaustive research published by Johnson & Johnson found that the average time between penetration and male orgasm is 7.3 minutes – this involved 1,587 couples having stopwatch-timed sex.

Gives a whole new meaning to a quickie …

There is a lot more to the clitoris than meets the eye. It is shaped like a wishbone and is about 3 to 4 1/2 inches long.

Oooh! Nuff said …

 Apparently, when Captain Cook visited the Kingdom of Tonga in 1777, King Fatafehi Paulah had been busy fulfilling what he believed to be his ‘royal duty’ of taking the virginity of every woman in his kingdom. It is estimated that he deflowered 37,800 during his lifetime and never slept with the same woman twice.

Busy boy …

 In 1609, a doctor named Johannes Jacob Wecker reported finding a corpse in Bologna with two penises (a condition called diphallia). Since then, there has been approximately one hundred other cases.

There has to be a story there …

 The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

Oooh the very thought …

 The sperm of a mouse is longer than the sperm of an elephant.

Is that why there are more mice …?

Despite her three husbands and a parade of famous lovers (including John F. Kennedy, Frank Sinatra and Joe DiMaggio), it was a psychiatrist that finally helped Marilyn Monroe, the most celebrated sex icon of the 20th century, achieve her first orgasm shortly before her death.

Amazing what you find out about icons …

 In 1899 the then President of France, Francois Faure, allegedly died while receiving oral stimulation. When his mademoiselle realized her monsieur was stiff for all the wrong reasons, she panicked, suffered trauma-induced lockjaw, and was rushed to hospital where she had to be pried from the penis of the passed-on President.

He must have died with a smile on his face …

 Male honeybees (Drones) only get to have sex once in their life... they die after mating because the penis and associated abdominal tissues are ripped from their body after intercourse.

Never be a Drone …

The female bedbug has no sexual opening. To get around this dilemma, the male instead pierces females with his hypodermic genitalia and ejaculates into the body cavity.

Do we care ??


And now for a touch of Eye Candy

To Finish ... A Laugh

I know I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon, but I really need it badly.

I haven't had it for a while and I can already feel it going in good and hard and coming out nice and soft.

If you would do this for me no one would ever know.

I am sure you can satisfy my needs and I'd be very grateful if you would.

I am very desperate and I need your help.

You must think by now that I have a lot of nerve but I can feel my tongue wrapping around it and sucking out all the juices until it's very dry.

I am not going to beat around the bush any longer so..

Do you have a piece of gum?

Till next Wednesday's Midweek Post ...


  1. Mmmm...interesting. I wonder who timed all those couples having sex? And did it involve numerous positions or just the missionary position?
    Sounds like it truly must have been EXHAUSTIVE research :D

  2. Very interesting post, Naomi! I'm glad I don't live in Indonesia. ;-)

  3. Ya know I was just saying the other night that I must be allergic to sex because my nose feels clogged after, but reading this I feel better knowing its supposed to do that! :)


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